the present, the future.

"Horoscope for December 21, 2008:

A long-awaited letter or phone call could come your way from a love partner or beloved friend, bringing much happiness into your life today. Don't be surprised, however, if the person needs a strong shoulder to cry on! You could experience some powerful psychic insights today, Kristin, and this might prove a bit frightening. Don't let your dismay get in the way of looking at these revelations objectively, however. They could prove important."

psychic, yes. everything else? probably shit.

how i feel on the inside

oh yea

gobble gobble, bitches. xox

Please Please Please

Kristin
Sun Sign: Virgo
September 3

Your horoscope for November 27, 2008
Does your job have a good profit-sharing plan, Kristin, or do you own stock in the company? If so, expect to hear soon that its value has skyrocketed beyond what anyone had hoped for. This is a development worthy of celebration, and you and your colleagues could well do just that. A romantic interest might also offer congratulations. This trend is likely to continue, so be prepared. You might well be a millionaire some day!

horoscope, you better be right!!

dear santa

i've been pretty awesome this year buh buh buh basically. you should bring me lots of cool shit. not sure where i'll be this year. just try to follow the smell of sour d and i shouldnt be passed out too far behind. anyway i would really like you to bring me some stuff. i wrote a list below:

case of double stuf oreos
a pound of the sweetest cheeba ever
a case of wild cherry pepsi
NEW professional makeup set
NEW professional hair products and tools
a lifetime supply of biggie blunts
Jose "Queervo"
$500 McDonald's gift certificate
gym membership to a gym where the least cops will be
a dreamboat
DRUGS

do it, santa. DO IT!

xox,
k10

dear blogspot

yo, I'm truly sorry I been flakin on you lately. i'mma hit u up more often from now on. word.

-k

amy

"i'm in pretty bad shape over here"

Makeup and Hair by Mami

Hair and makeup done by yours truly.

M&M

"looks like he got the trick, not the treat."

family gatherings

runnin the streets. scarin friends and strangers. smokin l's. bringin the family closer together. future halloweenish related projects in the making.

i get by with the help of my friends. x

halloween? or national becky day?

today is the day we cause MORE havok than usual. hide your children, bongs and wallets. the beckies are on the loose!!

ain't no chain on these pits tonight.

fire and fat don't mix

the changing of the seasons brings new adventurous things in store. but more importantly it reminds you of all the funny memories that happened in weather around this time last year. like when fat people decked out in their old navy swagger pass judgement on the more fortunate... in the looks dept. oh well. keep lookin ahead, buddy. at least you still have the money to fill your refrigerator to look forward to. no worries.

peace. love. happiness. xox

i wanna watch a dee bee dee!!

bein concerned that the "boogie man" is gonna hold another gun to the back of my head is lame, but understandable. the rising above it part is what's golden, though. i've passed all the fingers on my hands already with how many times i've faced death. so thanks for the extra motivation. you can't kill me, bitch. keep tryin! but be warned, you fuck with me and you pay the consequences. no matter what the situation. what goes around really comes around in my world. don't forget that. no, seriously.

peace. love. happiness. xox

fattenin up for winter

in a day...

"they met on match.com"
"i wanna be a hell baby."
"too much? shit you gave that bitch a discount."
"me: like a knock off kid sister. them: who's kid sister? me: exactly."
"smells like some weird perfume." - lady i work with when i came back from my lunch break of smokin a blunt.

in case u didn't know...

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