halloween? or national becky day?

today is the day we cause MORE havok than usual. hide your children, bongs and wallets. the beckies are on the loose!!

ain't no chain on these pits tonight.

fire and fat don't mix

the changing of the seasons brings new adventurous things in store. but more importantly it reminds you of all the funny memories that happened in weather around this time last year. like when fat people decked out in their old navy swagger pass judgement on the more fortunate... in the looks dept. oh well. keep lookin ahead, buddy. at least you still have the money to fill your refrigerator to look forward to. no worries.

peace. love. happiness. xox

i wanna watch a dee bee dee!!

bein concerned that the "boogie man" is gonna hold another gun to the back of my head is lame, but understandable. the rising above it part is what's golden, though. i've passed all the fingers on my hands already with how many times i've faced death. so thanks for the extra motivation. you can't kill me, bitch. keep tryin! but be warned, you fuck with me and you pay the consequences. no matter what the situation. what goes around really comes around in my world. don't forget that. no, seriously.

peace. love. happiness. xox

fattenin up for winter

in a day...

"they met on match.com"
"i wanna be a hell baby."
"too much? shit you gave that bitch a discount."
"me: like a knock off kid sister. them: who's kid sister? me: exactly."
"smells like some weird perfume." - lady i work with when i came back from my lunch break of smokin a blunt.

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